We have no idea how masculine you smell after you come out of the shower. If we were going to place bets, though, we’re willing to wager you’re nowhere near as manly as a dude who just finished cleaning up with the Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap.
Armed with a pine tree aroma, this thing imparts a unique woodsy scent that turns your skin into a veritable pine forest. Seriously, smelling good doesn’t get as masculine as that. It’s a strong scent (they emphasize that on website), too, so prepare to smell like a lumberjack first thing in the morning (or, we’re guessing, Bigfoot at any time of the day).
That scent, by the way, comes courtesy of actual pine extract included in the Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap’s ingredients, along with saponified natural oils, shea butter, lye, oatmeal, orange essential oil, and sand. Yes, the darn thing has actual sand granules in it, which makes the soap bar rough and gritty, ensuring you can use it to scrub any mud, dirt, or grime that’s caked down in your nooks and crannies.
Designed as a healthier alternative to commercial soap, it comes with none of the harsh chemicals that companies use to make their soap lather heavily. Instead, it relies strictly on glycerin that’s naturally produced when the ingredients are combined for the lather, so while it won’t bubble up as thickly, it will get you clean without the potential for irritation.
The Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap is priced at $7.